送交者: 杜碗橱 于 July 18, 2018 at 12:50:36:
Day 3 - GAH! Mosquitoes!!
Then we went to Mammoth Springs. Daddy and I went to the hotel restaurant, and I had Poutine and French onion soup. Daddy ate a dumb burger.
After that we went o Lama Valley, or something like that. My kindle had charged, so I was reading during the great part of it. We saw a lot of bison and one coyote, which could be a wolf.
Then we came back. Guess what decided to kill me? - Mosquitoes!
***Prepare for RANT***
OMG I HATE MOSQUITOES THEY ARE SOOO ANNOYING I HATE THEM SO MUCH EW THEIR BITES MAKE ME SO ITCHY AHG! THERE WERE SO MANY MAY YOU COULD SEE CLOUDS! FREAKING CLOUDS! OF THEN SWARMING YOU! THEY BOTHERED ME WHEN I ATE, WHEN I TOOK A SHOWER, WHEN I GOT IN THE CAR, WHEN I GOT IN THE TENT!
AHG! * Prepare to punch something*
Ok, I’m good now. But I got three mosquitoes bites and guess what?
THESE MOSQUITOS BIT THROUGH YOUR CLOTHES!
(OK. Maybe I was lying and I haven’t calmed down yet)
Day 5 – We get kicked out of a restaurant
OK, that was really the case. The waiter thought we weren’t sophisticated enough (READ: RICH) and told us there was a dress code. Like we believed them. But whatever. The place was called “North Jenny Lake Lodge).
We found better food at another restaurant with lake and mountain view. I had spinach sausage soup, trout tacos with rice and beans, and cornbread were very yummy.
I will digress here. This was middle of the day. Before lunner (Lunch-dinner), we went to a lake. The hike was like three miles and it was hot. The lake was nice. I situated myself upon a runny rock and sat there for half hour. It was very cozy.
Anyway, so after my fabulous dinner, we went to watch bears. We were there for ½ hour before I need to poop. So we went to place called “Jacksons Lake Lodge” and it was the nicest place ever. I had a very comfortable poop there.